Saturday

DAY 49

Monday 29 August 2011

Our van Clifford is on the left
Heard (herd) goats, the town came alive by 6:45. Charles went a few steps to the water to write. It was actually chilly! He said hi to local Loud Donika with a Big Smile. The bright morning light on the lake and hillsides was beautiful and tranquil. Turned out we were camped at a fish market! Little boats came in, out came an old metal balance scale, a new calculator, cash, fish thrown ashore and the fishermen were off. The cell phone for Mr. Buyer rang -- getting latest market prices?

Shepherd's hut
Inside the shepherd's hut



Nicole drawing with the kids
"Kye Kye Kule"
Miro and Goya
The chess referee


Finally with a proper table and chairs, Charles played another game of chess with Goya right by the water. Nicole gave art lesson to three little local girls.

Dian climbed up a steep hill to the top where she found an igloo-shaped sheepherder's hut with religious iconography inside. She reverently placed a watercolor she made of "Mary" and two boys (who looked a lot like Miro and Goya) and hoped it would be received in the right spirit by whomever entered next. Meanwhile, Nicole was responding to the call of nature and was terrified to see a small boy come into sight, and he wasn't a sheepherder. Goya, seemingly unknowingly, marched forward oblivious to his and Nicole's peril. Nicole cried out "Nay, nay, Goya, go away" complete with histrionic gestures but he seemed at a complete loss for warnings in any language, until she finally blurted out, "I'M PEEING!" and he muttered "... oh," with a sheepish grin, thus concluding this episode of Bathroom Travel Terrors.

Back at the vans, little Anastasia was teaching the younger kids in the village the "Kye Kye Kule" song. Being a pied piper has its drawbacks, however, as later three of the rascals hung around the van, and on it, and in it, and wouldn't go away until Mories issued a stern warning. Not in Albanian, but it worked.

Dian took another dip then sang songs for the kids and Nicole chilled in the van until her eyes healed, thanks to the drops from the pharmacist in Tirane, the capital. Also her sore throat improved, but all the time no complaints. What a brave traveler. Charles climbed up for another view -- love that hilltop -- this time to the very peak where the view of the huge lake was 340 degrees. He saw Isabel and the boys swimming way down below on the other side. They came back and said it was great so Nicole and Dian did the same. When everyone finally returned we left Lin, Albania, a village and people we'll never forget. And at least thanks to Nicole's teaching the singing-dancing African song, they won't soon forget us either.

We wound our way through narrow streets out of town and up across the top of the lake to the nearby border crossing into Macedonia (#14!) then headed to Ohrid, on the opposite shore from Lin, because we heard it had a medieval church and ruins. Parking cheaply in the center of town we explored the big market, buying veggies and.... a basketball for Charles! Sure, it's rubber, and too small, and made in China, but only 6 bucks, and now he's ready.
Isabel cutting Dian's hair
We opted for a short boat ride to the bottom of the ancient sites, and negotiated a very good price for seven passengers with a bottle of the captain's own home brewed schnapps thrown in, all for about $11.50. Fortified, we took the long, steep hike up, well worth it. The lower chapel and the basilica, from the 9th Century, were in the Orthodox style that we hadn't yet seen on our travels. We could have easily gotten lost on the way down (not really marked in any language we could figger) except for Tom and his two brothers, Germans but veterans of Ohrid streets because their mother grew up there and they visited every summer, who showed us their personal best route right along the water, cutting through restaurants and private beaches like they belonged there. They stopped to show us where a snake nearly fell on their heads along that path, from high up on a cliff. We drove out of town and once again tried for a great spot on the water but ran out of daylight and patience and settled for an asphalt and dirt lot with a few big trucks, oh well. Too late and too tired for cooking, we nonetheless feasted on Dian's tomato and cheese sandwiches with garlic sauce on good local bread, and retired well-fed and happy with another good day.






Photo by Charles

DAY 48

Sunday 28 August 2011


We awoke with the mission to get better drops for Nicole's pink eye. After graciously letting us use his restroom, our friend Bruno assured us everything was open on Sunday (oh yeah, that's right, an emerging former godless Communist state) and we set out unsure of what we would find. What we found was a small pharmacy where the man first offered what seemed to be only contact wetting drops, but after more gesturing and a look at Nicole's eyes he seemed to understand, got on the phone for advice, then got out his ladder and climbed up to take a small package off the top shelf. He said we needed a prescription for it, then at least a passport (we usually had that, but didn't that time), then finally wrote the prescription himself and stamped it with something official-looking, and we were very grateful, though still not sure we had the right stuff. One of our pre-trip nightmares, getting sick somewhere where no one speaks each other's language and trying to get the right treatment, was a reality (but at least it wasn't something far worse).
Skinning sheep
The recipients of Isabel and Mories' hats
We took off from our privileged parking in front of Bruno's place for a long drive towards the Greek border where we traveled some scary high mountain roads (with little or no barrier) the rival of Croatia or Montenegro and pulled over for a coffee refresher at a restaurant with a great view.... of an industrial town way below. The more interesting view was across the street, where a local had three sheep carcasses strung up and proceeded to strip them of their wool coats by hand, then chop off spare parts like heads and testicles (probably for use in soups or something). We were kind of fascinated, but it turned out to Mories and the boys it was old hat because he used to do that when he was a boy on the farm, and his boys too. A wedding party pulled up at the restaurant -- we had seen a lot of them that day (again, so much for Albanian communism). Three young boys were hanging around the vans and Isabel asked them if they had caps. No, too expensive, came the reply. So she climbed up top and opened a big silver chest and pulled out Nike hats for all. (Nike was one of her flower shop accounts in Holland, and when they heard of her trip to Bhutan with her Magic Hares they gave a slew of promotional hats to hand out along the way). Photos and big smiles all around.
What the locals' faces looked like as we were parking







A later stop for gas ended with large miscommunication (to put it kindly) about whether or not credit cards were accepted, and what the cash exchange rate would be for Albanian kuna. It resulted in wasted time finding an ATM in a very small town nearby, after leaving parts of the family as voluntary hostages. War avoided, we decided to stop for the night at a small town jutting out into a very big lake that we saw on the map; Lin, before deciding on our final route towards Greece, through Macedonia or dropping down further into Albania.

With the Dutch family in the lead, we drove down another of those streets that could lead to gold or to getting stuck when the street ran out. Where the street ran out... we found gold, room enough for two vans right by the water. (But Charles had to move the van four times that evening as trucks, big trucks, came in. But no problem, said the smiling locals. Do you think that would happen in the US? No -- Hey, what do you think you're doing, camping where we live and work? Get lost!) Just before we got there we were surprised to see a tour group marching along, even more surprised to see our lead car stop and talk with them -- they were Dutch, in this small out-of-the-way village, but as Mories later said, sun and cheap prices, that's what the Dutch like. Turns out this Macedonian-based company brings in groups from Netherlands twice a week, all the way through October. Both tour group leaders advised us to take the northern route through Macedonia, much better roads, so that clinched it.

We quickly made friends with our new local neighbors, learned names and some Albanian words, attracted kids, swam, hung out. This was a real deal village. Goats being milked, an old man bent half over and leaning heavily on his cane, two beautiful toothless old women named Olga and Georgina, Donika who offered us coffee and told us in a very loud voice more than once how she went to New Jersey when she was a young girl, and the genial older man who offered us his homemade raki as we started on our stroll (it was good, and strong). We walked all the way back to the town square, stopping in shops to buy cleanser, beer and food. We passed a small white church on the hill, then on the way back Dian and Nicole went up and were invited in by an older man sitting on the porch, who proudly showed them some fairly amazing artwork, icons and chandeliers, and a 4th Century mosaic on the floor. Fourth Century. Just past the square we saw a man lead his cow down to the lake to drink, gingerly avoiding smoldering fires, and when the old girl had enough he whistled her back to him.



After yet another great Mories dinner, Charles decided to take a late night stroll back up the same road. Just past 9, he encountered maybe seven or eight groups of two or three young people, talking, strolling, sitting in a doorway, and by the time he headed back from the square -- no one. He heard some voices coming from some lighted homes, but Lin was definitely done for the night by 9:30. Not Mories: he climbed to the top of the steep rocky hill just behind our vans, but had a bit of trouble getting down because he forgot to take a flashlight. How easily our adventures could turn to disaster, but hey, we were all there because we didn't think life was a spectator sport.


Obama jersey??



Another great dinner!



DAY 47

Saturday 27 August 2011

We left the seaside camp at noon after a swim (not as hot as the day before, thank God), then avoided an overcharge to both families for our camp stay through Dian's toughness when she went to pay, and headed for "forbidden" Albania.

Near the border we saw a guy on his old tractor, chugging along.... while yacking on his cell phone. We saw women in traditional garb -- gypsies? A Montenegran car suddenly passed and swerved too close to the Dutch van! -- did he hit them? We pulled over and talked, they didn't think so, but sure enough there was some paint gone in that very spot. More gypsies (?) We passed minarets, buildings trying to be modern but clueless. Garish colors.

We crossed into Albania (country #13!), aimed for the capital, Tirane. Graffiti featured the scary-looking Albanian black double-headed eagle, and on the side of a mountain was written, in English, "Welcome to Albania -- students of Vitrinal." We began to see many Mercedes and gas stations, called Castrati, others named Crappi and a truck graveyard on the side of the main highway to the capital plus a cow in someone's front yard. There was some trepidation about entering a Communist country but we soon found that the Albanian people were gems.
Bruno juggling his two cell phones
Stopping at an Internet cafe so Charles could send his articles to the Santa Monica Daily Press, he was treated with exceptional courtesy and customer service beyond imagination, and when Dian and Nicole showed up the owner treated each of them to bottled fruit juices. The rest of the group took care of errands. Mories had a key made, Isabel bought some things at the apothecary and Nicole was given a container of lotion by the pharmacist who was excited to meet such foreigners. All were greeted with the same friendliness and service.
Goya and Miro
Isabel and Mories had needed to find a fitting for their gas canister, so we stopped to check out a store carrying all they could ever want in the way of camping gas, only to find it was closed. We were about to leave when Dian saw it was just opening. Our caravan screeched to a halt.

To make a long story longer, we couldn't communicate with the store owner until a man named Bruno walked up and, speaking Italian and German, was able to translate through Isabel their needs. Leaving on two bicycles to weave through Tirane rush hour traffic more quickly, Moreis and Bruno were successful in finding a second camping store, and what a sight it was to see him come around the bend holding a large can of gas under one arm while steering with another.

Bruno was our new "best friend." He invited us to park near his apartment and use his facilities, and led us to his favorite restaurant across the street where the eight of us feasted on unending rounds of beef, chicken and pork, with all the side dishes and seven beers for a mere $64. We're loving Albania.
Walking back from the restaurant

DAY 46

Friday 26 August 2011

Just after leaving Lapad we stopped for breakfast with a spectacular view of Dubrovnik from a few miles straight up from the city. Curving along the coastal roads was harrowing at times because of the flimsy-looking guard rail that was the only thing between the road and a sheer drop miles down.
Looking back on Dubrovnik
We wanted one last dip in the Adriatic in Croatia, so we drove down a long country road to Camp Monika (thinking of Dian's sister Monica, of course). Instead of continuing to the actual camp, we pulled into a parking area where we saw a family eating their breakfast next to a van similar to ours, except theirs was adorned with photo-stickers of family friends all around the top part of the van. We met the Dutch family of Mories, Isabel, Miro and Goya and found out they were also traveling for a year... to CHINA! (Bhutan, to be exact.) Since our paths were the same for the next few days and since we were going through some mountainous terrain we thought a "caravan" would be a good idea, so off we went to our 12th country, Montenegro. The huge lake was stunningly surrounded by the majestic "black mountains."
Preparing for spaghetti dinner
When we passed through the border and had our passports stamped we were relieved to see that we weren't on the other side where the line stretched down a steep mountainside for at least a mile. Navigating can be tough even with good maps and GPS so it was especially pleasant to just follow the Dutch van. With two boys, aged 10 and 8, it was important to them to dunk in the sea as soon as possible so we found a beach, only to be informed we were on a "private beach" (by two feet) designated by a string in the sand. So we moved over two feet. No international incident. We drove more and later found a tiny camp on the beach and had spaghetti a la Mories amongst 400-year-old olive trees, and lemon, pomegranate and grape arbors.
Montenegro

DAY 45

Thursday 25 August 2011

Milan came to our van gesturing frantically that we should hurry down to the restaurant where the journalist from Split was waiting. Her name was Mia, and with her entourage, Charles was interviewed. She had a serious attitude and a friendly manner and had been writing for seventeen years.

Approaching the Old Wall
After sharing some of our experiences and our appreciation for Camp Sirena, Charles exchanged cards, Milan gave us grapes and cantaloupe, and we left for Dubrovnik. We drove through a piece of Bosnia Herzegovina, our eleventh country, then in the blasting heat we approached the ancient city of Dubrovnik. Parking in the Old Town was so full we had to circle all the way back to the highway and reenter before finding a paid parking spot.

We met a woman from Austria who hipped us to the fact that the Old Wall would be closing in twenty minutes and we would need to hurry if we wanted to see it. Instead we opted to leisurely take the winding alleys and cobblestone streets that led to the fort. When we came upon it, it was like out of a movie: polished marble floors and thousands of swallows in the air. Since we'd  arrived in early evening, the lights were turned on the fort and we were given another whole effect.

Eating a gelato, we walked from the marina to the apartments where people were still living. There were many stalls and curio shops that Charles had not seen when he visited forty years ago. We drove our van to the adjoining town of Lapad, pulled into a narrow side street, and had spaghetti and pizza for dinner at a nearby restaurant then retired.

DAY 44

Wednesday 24 August 2011

Milan and Dian with her Sirena staff rendering
Since Milan was eager to have a journalist interview Charles, and Charles wanted to meet her, we were enticed (by a 50% discount) to stay another night. Our fourth day at Sirena was filled with doing laundry (which took three hours), painting a picture of all 24 staff members including Milan's two-month-old baby, playing guitar, swimming in the sea, and caring for Nicole's pink eye.

There were three German kids who came in to use the computer at the reception office where Dian and Nicole were working on the blog. "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" came blasting from their computer, and Dian started rocking out with them, much to their surprise.

Sirena staff admiring Dian's craft
After presenting Milan with the painting and watching the staff giggle about their caricatures, Dian and Nicole were introduced to the dinner crowd at the restaurant by Milan. Goaded by the three kids, they broke into "Satisfaction." The rock star Milan wasted no time in handing out percussion instruments to all the diners. Nicole played with the band, and we were given a large bottle of homemade sherry and three fish dinners.
Nicole with the band

DAY 43

Tuesday 23 August 2011


Spent a lazy day at the beach. Nicole entered the water via a cliff, and we opted for the "wild side" of the beach which was slightly treacherous to get to, but much more secluded and tranquil. During a walk to the market, Dian found a perfectly good pair of crocs for Charles that had been abandoned on the side of the road. (Note: if you mention this incident to Charles be sure not to use the word "crocs," but rather "water shoes.") We got some post cards and food, then read more "Pudd'nhead Wilson" back at the van.


The Norwegian family that had camped next to us for two days presented us with some olive oil and tomatoes as a parting gift. The wind kicked up really strong (hence the bent over nature of the trees), then died just as quickly.